John Waters on today’s Fresh Air: “I understand wanting gay marriage. I would never vote for somebody who was against gay marriage. [But] I purposefully have no desire to imitate a rather corny tradition of heterosexuals to me. I would owe three alimonies. I basically think that it’s more fun to go against the rules … to make up your own rules. Sexual confusion is fun. ‘Heteroflexibility’ is something that really makes me laugh, that term. And kids today are like that; you don’t have to be gay or straight. They don’t care, really. And I like that. I think it’s funny and more liberating in a way. It’s sexual anarchy, which is exciting.”